No, Ms. O’donnell you are not me. You are not even representative of your age group and gender. According to the just released National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior as seen here
According to the graph right here 65% of women in Ms. O’Donnell’s age group engaged in masturbation while alone. Not exactly in the majority there with her views. In fact so far outside the mainstream she is nearly an outlier.
Random musings of a car dork extraordinaire 